FREE TO A GOOD HOME

I'm sick and tired of finding half or whole eaten shoes in my closet. She did it again, the bitch. On the floor of my dressing room is another shoe partially eaten by Diva. Not just a shoe, but one of the pair I took off last night and planned to wear today. You know, the Italian kind that ends in O and begins with F? These were the replacement shoes I got right before Christmas for two other shoes eaten of TWO pairs. Please tell me what a Dutch dog has against Italy????

This puppy has consistently gotten into MY dressing room to eat ( that's right EAT; we find parts in the yard for a week) all of my Ferragamo shoes, stepping OVER or pushing my husband's boat shoes or slippers out of the way to get in.

The doors are closed, folks. These shoes are not easy to get to. I had a slipper stuffed under a door to keep it shut ,but...........what else, she ate it. I have a part of a trellis in front of the door leading to the closet area and I remember pulling the bathroom door tightly because I wasn't going to put them on the shoe rack and off the floor as usual.

So the obvious fact is; she's getting help. I also know that the two other dogs are too polite or too lazy to do something like this. I am sooooo mad; I'm not asking advice from the list. The Subject says "Free to a Good Home"

FREE TO GOOD HOME; ONE HOUSEBROKEN
HUSBAND WHO, WHILE GOOD WITH
PEOPLE AND ANIMALS, IS INTIMIDATED BY BIG DOGS.
HE'S HAD ALL OF HIS SHOTS AND IS A PROTECTED AGE.

Please read AKC Delegate Jeannette Neider's article on adopting an older Bouv.

SAID HUSBAND IS CURRENTLY LOCATED IN MARYLAND BUT
WILL PLACE IN THE GREATER WASHINGTON/VIRGINIA/MARYLAND AREA.
CALL...oops,
wait.
He just brought me his Nordstrom credit card with instructions to replace the shoes. So, please cancel this ad. Thank you very much.