MY DOG GETS AN ALLOWANCE

I don't know when it happened, but some how Irca has quit being a dog and decided she is one of my kids. I come home, all three run up and hug me. When I want to go some where and yell at my kids to get dressed, somehow Irca's leash and collar appear on her. (I sense a conspiracy here, but I can't prove it.)

She has started talking to my kids too. We drive in the car and the human kids announce to me "Irca wants to go to the park." I didn't hear her say that, but when I ask her she puts her paw and her chin on the back of my seat. I'm not sure, but I think that means she wants to go to the park too.

She gets in line with them when I serve dinner, and when I took the kids out to spend their allowance this week somehow a chewman ended up in the shopping cart for her. I better be careful or she is going to figure out how to type and start writing to storm.